If you give Rob Perri a lollipop, he’ll let you cut his hair.


If you give him a job, he’ll work his ass off for you.


If you ask him to write something, he’ll disappear into a hole and emerge shortly after with something wonderful.


If you need him to direct something, he will deliver it on time and on budget.


If you enjoy something you’ve seen here then let him know. He’ll like that.